me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
theyellowbrickroad: sugoisenpai: theyellowbrickroad: i had a lisp when i was 6 and my sister said its coming back im so upset do you mean….. upthet fuck
Donated to a political campaign for the first time...
osongbird: As a recent college grad, I don’t have much to give. I hadn’t given before because I thought my $10 wouldn’t make a difference, and I would volunteer and contribute in other ways. But if everyone who thought that same thing donated their $10, $20 or even just $5 anyway, it probably would make a difference. I’ve got much more than a few dollars to lose if Romney wins this election....
WHEN I HAVEN'T SEEM MY BEST FRIEND IN A WHILE
When you try taking photos of yourself..
sodamnrelatable: Expectations: Reality: via sodamnrelatable
That awkward moment when someone interrupts you...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
things that aren’t annoying weed things that are annoying weed culture extreme worship of weed romanticizing weed
I am coming to terms with the fact that loving someone requires a leap of faith,...– Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby (via kari-shma)
all time low orders pizza.
pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
pizza hut: would that be delivery?
jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
pizza hut: yup that's correct.
matt: can i get two supreme -
vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
matt: YES YES YES.
rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
pizza hut: any drinks?
matt: six 2 liters of coke.
vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
matt: SHUT UP VINNY
pizza hut: is that all for you?
matt: yeah what's the total
jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
pizza hut: that would be 295.33
matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
matt: god bless you, kind soul.
pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
iwasntgonnamentionit: there are ships there’s OTPs and then there’s Dean and Castiel
edwad: #AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
annalusoares: hoaran: this picture is literally just SCREAMING “we are british” they even locked the irish one in the telephone booth for effect ^