September 2012
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
theyellowbrickroad:
sugoisenpai:
theyellowbrickroad:
i had a lisp when i was 6 and my sister said its coming back im so upset
do you mean….. upthet
fuck
August 2012
Donated to a political campaign for the first time...
osongbird:
As a recent college grad, I don’t have much to give. I hadn’t given before because I thought my $10 wouldn’t make a difference, and I would volunteer and contribute in other ways. But if everyone who thought that same thing donated their $10, $20 or even just $5 anyway, it probably would make a difference.
I’ve got much more than a few dollars to lose if Romney wins this election....
WHEN I HAVEN'T SEEM MY BEST FRIEND IN A WHILE
meme4u:
http://memeblock.com/
When you try taking photos of yourself..
sodamnrelatable:
Expectations:
Reality:
via sodamnrelatable
That awkward moment when someone interrupts you...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
things that aren’t annoying
weed
things that are annoying
weed culture
extreme worship of weed
romanticizing weed
“I am coming to terms with the fact that loving someone requires a leap of faith,...”
– Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby (via kari-shma)
all time low orders pizza.
pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
pizza hut: would that be delivery?
matt: yeah.
jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
pizza hut: yup that's correct.
matt: can i get two supreme -
vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
matt: ......
vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
matt: YES YES YES.
rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
pizza hut: any drinks?
matt: six 2 liters of coke.
vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
matt: SHUT UP VINNY
pizza hut: is that all for you?
matt: yeah what's the total
jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
pizza hut: that would be 295.33
matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
matt: really?
pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
matt: god bless you, kind soul.
pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
iwasntgonnamentionit:
there are ships
there’s OTPs
and then there’s Dean and Castiel
edwad:
#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
annalusoares:
hoaran:
this picture is literally just SCREAMING
“we are british”
they even locked the irish one in the telephone booth for effect
^
